Abu Hamza - I would like to hear one sermon

Abu Hamza al-Masri is a Muslim cleric in the UK, convicted in February 2006 for racial hatred and incitement to murder offences and sentence to 7 years in Jail.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Hamza_al-Masri
One sermon I would like to hear from him would be "The dangers of masturbation"

Should Muslim Skydivers be allowed to inspect own parachute packs

• If fact no skydivers should be allowed to inspect own parachute packs
• All parachute packs must be inspected by a qualified person

Microsoft Vista may be delayed - so what

See article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/5222736.stm
Windows XP is fine for me, I can't think of another feature I need in an OS. However I would like the following,

• MediaPlayer GSM (eg an iPod with a telephone)
• Simple Wi-Fi connector for my Hi-Fi (to allow it to play mp3 file from the network)
• TV DVD Recorder with Wi-Fi (similar to above)
• Improved battery life on my laptop
• Cooler CPU

So Bill, not problem about the delay with Vista.

Postgraduate in China Business Studies. Why so long?

This course will take a year which is far too long: http://www.vlekho.wenk.be/hw/showpage.asp?iPageID=98

I mean how long can it take to learn the following (1 week max)

• Give bribes to government officials & police
• Set up a sweatshop
• Order a transplant (pick up the body part from local jail)
• Copy and sell copyright material

Some businesses need very tight government control

Due to the damage they can do, businesses such as Gambling, Smoking and Religion should be well controlled or banned.

Formula 1 Pit stops

Formula 1 Pit stops
Ever since I starting watching Formula 1 and the pit stops, I have become a very efficient lover

Man can not live on .. & Holidays

Thought for Today
* "Man can not live on prayer alone"
* Based on the saying I heard many times when I was young in Ireland "Man cannot live on bread alone"

Lets do an experiment. I need one just one person who will try to live on prayer + water and I will live on bread + water. We can do the test over 30 days. So if you know anybody let me know.

Note: I am on vacation for 10 days so instead of enjoying live to the full in Belgium, I can now do the same in Turkey for 10 days. This is 10 day all-inclusive (including drinks), my goal is be in profit by the 3rd day.

Regards
Frank

Probably the most amazing fact for Muslims & Jews

Probably the most amazing fact for Muslims & Jews is how alike their religions are. So be nice to each other.

(Believe in the same God, belief that Jesus is a prophet, superior status of males in the church, etc..)

First Holy Communion for Vegetarians?

I think not

Some quotes from friends

Wind Energy
I wish I was a wind fan, so I could have a blowjob everyday
H Cuppens, 11 July, 2006

Very important question
If a man was standing alone in the middle of a large forest said something which was not heard by a woman, would he still be wrong?
Mr Anonymous, ??

World Cup Victory

The World Cup is not just a victory for Italy but all European countries that begin with the letter "I"

Finn Turley
Galway, Ireland

The thing I like most about you

The thing I like most about you is your DNA

You can have my parking place if you'll take my handicap"

We have to get more information to decide on this: This depends on some of the following
* Is it really difficult to find parking in the area? (how valuable is it?)
* What kind of handicap will it be?
* Do I get grant from the government or pay less tax?
* etc...

So please provide a bit more information and we can decide.

Talking loud in the office - linked to mating call?

This was my theory that some men talk loud as a sort of mating call. So when a person who has a habit of talking a small octave too loud in the office (while on the phone) recently got married, I had a chance to prove my brilliant theory that he would be loud no more as he now has a mate. I could already see the Nobel prize

Let's call this person Jamie Summer (not his real name, his name is cooler) and he is now happily married for already 2 weeks and feeling very good about himself.

Today I heard him on the phone from the other side of the building so there goes my theory :-(

Stroke gives woman foreign accent

Stroke gives woman foreign accent

Linda Walker says she hates what has happened to her. A UK woman (Newcastle) has apparently developed foreign accents after waking up following a stroke. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/5144300.stm.

I keep thinking, if the stroke caused brain demage (e.g. 95%), what part of the world would her accent be from or what job she could do?. I am sure there will be many answers to this :-)

Honest Walloon politicians

Recently there have been many comments in then press about corrupt politicians in the Walloon so I decided to proof that it’s unfair to judge all Walloon politicians by a few bad apples. After some weeks of searching I found one of the most honest politicians in Walloon and arranged a short interview

The meeting had to be cancelled at the last minute as he asked to be paid under the table for the interview :-(

Women only like me for

Women only like me for my body

Rock Werchter - Deus, Placebo etc..

Went to Rock Werchter yesterday, it was a good day except for the heat during until 18:00 hrs

We had great performances from Deus, Placebo and the Artic Monkeys (www.rockwerchter.be). As for Franz Ferdinand, I only dislike them when they play their own stuff music.

Some tips for the future when going to a Rock Concert when the weather is hot.

• Bring water in an iv drip (it will also look cool which is very important)
• Bring plastic blow up furniture (some people did this, very good idea)
• Bring small bottles of water (frozen)

There were many good T-Shirts, my favourite was "I am surrounded by idiots". Finally, hi to the IKEA person we meet (Myka), it was a pleasure to meet you.