"Oops, perhaps we should have done a little research first"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/5275866.stm
I wonder what the vaue of this advertising would be?

Competition is great. MS & Google are offering ME new free services each day"

To: Google, Microsoft & Santa

I would like the following services Free for you to keep my business

• Email with 5 Gbytes of space
• Calendar with support for my PDA
• Dynamic Task List: support for PDA, link to calendar
• Ability to create document rooms that I can administer
• Create my own domain name
• Replication support for all above
• Foto Library with dynamic access control

"If you die drunk, do you get time to sober up before getting into heaven?"

What people remember from Basic Instinct

Most people remember something about a certain scene with Sharon Stone. I remember that a Lotus Esprit was destroyed in the film.

My love is not free, but it's great value

Does eating pork make you intelligent?

I think there just might be case for this.

Nice Car Sticker by The Dalai Lama

My religon is simple, my religion is kindness

There was a cover up in the Garden of Eden

I think the crime of taking an apple of the forbidden tree was a bit overrated to take the attention of the other two crimes in the first family which were: 1) Murder (as Kane killed Abel) and 2) incest (as Adam and Eve only had 2 sons).

Bet they find it hard to get insurance

Found a site saying Mohammed is a false prophet.
It's a discussion site:

http://apostatesofislam.com/forum/

See also: http://humanisteducation.com/demo.html (Humanist site)

The power of prayer

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane in a very slow fashion, she approached him for an interview.

CNN: "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to Western Wall and praying?"
Man: "For about 60 years.
CNN: "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
Man: "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."
CNN: "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"


Man: "Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."

One of my favourite inventions: The Roudabout

Great inventions can be simple:
The first modern roundabouts were used in the UK in the mid 1960s. These were based on the original design from the US (1904) and updated: (safety, rules to enter and leave, etc..)
See for more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundabout

Orginal Sin :-(

For heavens sake, what's all the fuss. It was just an APPLE.

Wash & Go for Shower Gel, Pay & Go ....

"Wash & Go" for Shower Gel, "Pay & Go" for Proximus.
How about a slogan for condoms? "Cum & Go"

Sin. You better, otherwise ....

Sin. You better, otherwise Jesus died for nothing.
(This quote was approved by Olivier)

There are two kinds of people

There are two kinds of people in this world, those who divide people into groups and those who don't. I am neither.

Abu Hamza - I would like to hear one sermon

Abu Hamza al-Masri is a Muslim cleric in the UK, convicted in February 2006 for racial hatred and incitement to murder offences and sentence to 7 years in Jail.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Hamza_al-Masri
One sermon I would like to hear from him would be "The dangers of masturbation"

Should Muslim Skydivers be allowed to inspect own parachute packs

• If fact no skydivers should be allowed to inspect own parachute packs
• All parachute packs must be inspected by a qualified person

Microsoft Vista may be delayed - so what

See article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/5222736.stm
Windows XP is fine for me, I can't think of another feature I need in an OS. However I would like the following,

• MediaPlayer GSM (eg an iPod with a telephone)
• Simple Wi-Fi connector for my Hi-Fi (to allow it to play mp3 file from the network)
• TV DVD Recorder with Wi-Fi (similar to above)
• Improved battery life on my laptop
• Cooler CPU

So Bill, not problem about the delay with Vista.

Postgraduate in China Business Studies. Why so long?

This course will take a year which is far too long: http://www.vlekho.wenk.be/hw/showpage.asp?iPageID=98

I mean how long can it take to learn the following (1 week max)

• Give bribes to government officials & police
• Set up a sweatshop
• Order a transplant (pick up the body part from local jail)
• Copy and sell copyright material

Some businesses need very tight government control

Due to the damage they can do, businesses such as Gambling, Smoking and Religion should be well controlled or banned.