New Business Idea: Budget Muslim Airline

Big Advantages with this Airline

• No delays for security checks
• Can turn up 20 minutes before the plane takes off
• Bring as much hand luggage as you can carry
• Bring your own water, make up etc... on the plane
• Good food on the plane and you wont get a hangover from Mecca Cola
• You will get priority landing rights at your destination

What would you do if caught by a speed camera?

Think about this for a minute or two

• Change your name (perhaps too much trouble)
• Go home and get dressed up and come back for another foto session
• Change the date on your PC and sell your car yesterday on eBay.
• Open the camera and remove the hard disk
• Tell the Americans that the camera is operated by Al Qaeda

My friend Craig was the intelligent guy in our gang; see how he solved this problem and covered his tracks

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/5320092.stm

Stingray that killed Steve Irwin

Australian environmentalist and television personality Steve Irwin has been killed by a stingray while diving.
It's now believe that the Stingray was on a suicide mission and the bomb equipment failed to explode due to the damp conditions. The Stingray sea foundation who live under the sea, said they were very surprised by this attack as the word Stingray in "stingish" (local sea language) actually means "peace"

Should blind people have the same rights?, I think not

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/09/04/europe/EU_GEN_Britain_Blind_Man_Driving.php
I hope the passenger was sitting on the side of his good ear.
How did the know the Policeman wanted him to stop?
As you would expect, Omar will be sentenced on 9/11

Live together, Fly separately?

Integration is great (Race, Religion, Windows or Apple users, etc.. ). Suggestion: Some religions should have their own airline and especially Apple User (they are bad).

"Oops, perhaps we should have done a little research first"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/5275866.stm
I wonder what the vaue of this advertising would be?

Competition is great. MS & Google are offering ME new free services each day"

To: Google, Microsoft & Santa

I would like the following services Free for you to keep my business

• Email with 5 Gbytes of space
• Calendar with support for my PDA
• Dynamic Task List: support for PDA, link to calendar
• Ability to create document rooms that I can administer
• Create my own domain name
• Replication support for all above
• Foto Library with dynamic access control

"If you die drunk, do you get time to sober up before getting into heaven?"

What people remember from Basic Instinct

Most people remember something about a certain scene with Sharon Stone. I remember that a Lotus Esprit was destroyed in the film.

My love is not free, but it's great value

Does eating pork make you intelligent?

I think there just might be case for this.

Nice Car Sticker by The Dalai Lama

My religon is simple, my religion is kindness

There was a cover up in the Garden of Eden

I think the crime of taking an apple of the forbidden tree was a bit overrated to take the attention of the other two crimes in the first family which were: 1) Murder (as Kane killed Abel) and 2) incest (as Adam and Eve only had 2 sons).

Bet they find it hard to get insurance

Found a site saying Mohammed is a false prophet.
It's a discussion site:

http://apostatesofislam.com/forum/

See also: http://humanisteducation.com/demo.html (Humanist site)

The power of prayer

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane in a very slow fashion, she approached him for an interview.

CNN: "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to Western Wall and praying?"
Man: "For about 60 years.
CNN: "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
Man: "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."
CNN: "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"


Man: "Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."

One of my favourite inventions: The Roudabout

Great inventions can be simple:
The first modern roundabouts were used in the UK in the mid 1960s. These were based on the original design from the US (1904) and updated: (safety, rules to enter and leave, etc..)
See for more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundabout

Orginal Sin :-(

For heavens sake, what's all the fuss. It was just an APPLE.

Wash & Go for Shower Gel, Pay & Go ....

"Wash & Go" for Shower Gel, "Pay & Go" for Proximus.
How about a slogan for condoms? "Cum & Go"

Sin. You better, otherwise ....

Sin. You better, otherwise Jesus died for nothing.
(This quote was approved by Olivier)

There are two kinds of people

There are two kinds of people in this world, those who divide people into groups and those who don't. I am neither.