Deus

Safe Sex

2008-04-14T22:57:00.000-07:00

If you want to have sex and have protection, then use a condom
If you want to be a pedophile and have protection, then become a priest

You can support injustice, polution, landmines etc...

2007-11-18T01:01:00.000-08:00

You can support the making of landmines, capital of punishment, global warning, injustice, pollution, the selling of body parts by buying Chinese products.

Breast Cancer

2007-11-18T00:46:00.002-08:00

Breast Cancer is Gods way of showing that he thinks about Women

Be

2007-11-18T00:46:00.001-08:00

I'm afraid of Ghost..

2007-07-09T08:25:00.000-07:00

I'm afraid of Ghostriders

To be born into a house without Religion is ...

2007-07-09T08:23:00.000-07:00

To be born into a house without Religion is a gift from GOD

If there was a God,,,

2007-06-11T08:45:00.001-07:00

If there was a God, I would be very religious

My Sweet Lord

2007-03-30T04:53:00.000-07:00

I think this is one way to get more people to turn up to receive Holy Communion
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6509127.stm

Of course you have some people complaining that this is not a good idea

Chloroform The One You Love

2007-03-30T04:51:00.000-07:00

Nice song title, heard this Today. Something like Morrisey would say
See http://www.pandora.com/music/song/ab137284d429f204 for more information

I will start to clean the house, honest

2007-02-01T01:40:00.000-08:00

What a great idea and what is next.

Part vacuum, part toy, all high-speed efficiency technology. Patented design, official NASCAR licensed Track Vac™ robotic vacuum, uses horsepower to make light work of housework.

See http://store.hollywoodforces.com/vs140.html for more info

This may help to answer the question, does prayer work?

2006-12-31T07:54:00.000-08:00

Yearly Hajj Diasters

People killed while showing devotion to GOD

2006: 345 die in a crush during a stone-throwing ritual
2004: 251 trampled to death in stampede
2003: 14 are crushed to death
2001: 35 die in stampede
1998: At least 118 trampled to death
1997: 343 pilgrims die and 1,500 injured in fire
1994: 270 killed in stampede
1990: 1,426 pilgrims killed in tunnel leading to holy sites
1987: 400 die as Saudi authorities confront pro-Iranian demonstration

Let's tame all humans on earth so they may respect each other

2006-12-31T07:27:00.000-08:00

This came to me after listening to the speech given by Robert Kenendy the day the Martin Luther King died

The Irish are the only race who are impervious to psychoanalysis

2006-12-31T07:25:00.000-08:00

'The Irish are the only race who are impervious to psychoanalysis.' -Sigmund Freud
I am not sure of he meant this to be a compliment

A happy family is a religious family

2006-12-24T10:15:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C-bsfhPju0&mode=related&search

and now the talk show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4e42GDb2Zw&mode=related&search=

Kevin has arrived in the village

2006-12-18T01:52:00.000-08:00

I did not even know that Matt Lucas was gay., I though this was only for the Welsh village. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6188161.stm

This got me wondering, he is a well known TV star. He might be a bit overweight but I am sure his stardom will allow him to have lots of girls. So does he still have to pretend his is gay just to get a partner? I don't think so.

Oral pleasure

2006-12-18T01:50:00.000-08:00

Sit down there and give me oral pleasure, I mean tell me a story or funny joke

The mecca of a suggestion for the FBI

2006-12-15T06:00:00.000-08:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6182835.stm

The blind radical Muslim cleric (whose first prayer to God is so far unanswered?) Omar Abdel Rahman is very ill and in a US Jail. He was convicted of plotting attacks against New York in 1996. He has asked his supporters to commit violence against the US if he dies in a US jail.

Solution
I think we can put the guy on a life support machine for a few years/decades to keep him alive. Actually how many years could you do this for?. A financial person might argue that its cheaper to do this and pay for a normal prisoner.

Could a person be considered dead if he was frozen while on a life support machine (perhaps there will be a cure for terrorism in the future).

When was the saying "re-inventing the wheel" first used?

2006-12-14T04:21:00.000-08:00

And a few more questions:

How was the first wheel used?: (eg: Horse Car, so how did it take to make the 2nd wheel)
Who invented the 2nd wheel? (was it another person?)
Now we can ask when was the saying "Re-inventing the wheel" first used and who said it?
What were the comments from the local people?
& what were the comments from the local spiritual Leaders, was this seen as unholy?

Comment from Laurns: The wheel was most likely invented in a number of places in the world, rather than one place and then it spread out.

Having to be the 1st at everything is just for loosers, cuming second is not bad

2006-12-09T08:54:00.000-08:00

Having to be the 1st at everything is just for loosers, cuming second is not bad

Full english breakfast at Clooneys house next Sunday morning

2006-12-05T02:54:00.000-08:00

I am looking forward to it
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6209130.stm

We are driven by our values

2006-11-29T22:17:00.000-08:00

This is great when your values are good
What happens if your values are not?

Finally: Clear evidence of Gods existence

2006-11-08T04:51:00.000-08:00

A Farmer told Reuters recently that he had proof of "Clear evidence of God's existence".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3572325.stm
As Ramadan has been happened since then, it is not sure if the lamb is still alive.

I also love the line about the design on the other sie of the lamb

The US is saved from itself

2006-11-08T04:44:00.000-08:00

Thank common sense for this because if GOD / Allah got her way, it would be a different story.

What a good idea - Track not so good Internet countries

2006-11-08T04:38:00.000-08:00

Enemies of the internet sound a bit stong (a bit Republican) but its seems a good thing to do and publish this list each year.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6124420.stm

Belarus, Burma, China, Cuba, Egypt, Iran, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Tunisia
Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Vietnam are all countried that restrict internet use?

What gets mearured, gets done

Helpful people living in Brussels?

2006-10-30T22:58:00.000-08:00

Last evening I left wok a little late, went to the car and found I was going nowhere quick. I had left lights on and the battery was dead. I am not a member (yet) of Touring (AA)), it was already dark and drizzling. I tried the following. Lifted the bonnet of the car, put up the triangle 60 meters behind the car and stood behind the car with the jump leads in my hands and tried to catch the attention of the cars going by. I expected to wait for sometime.
By the eight car, I had a helper in an old Mazda who pulled over and we connected. In two minutes I was on the way home.

Tradition begins with change, You can create new traditions

2006-10-30T22:52:00.000-08:00

Tradition is many cases is nice especially when the tradition adds positive values to ones life. Tradition can be also be not so positive and still difficult to change. It might be useful to remember that "tradition begins with change" otherwise we would still be living in the trees.

My dreams as a kid

2006-10-26T04:13:00.000-07:00

One re-occuring dream I had when I was a kid was going to school without shoes. Well yesterday it happend, I went to work without shoes as I went jogging in the morning and only had running shoes which I had to wear. Thank God I went running yesterday and not scuba diving.

Theres a few things I take serious in life and one of them..

2006-10-26T04:11:00.000-07:00

Theres a few things I take serious in life and one of them is joking around.

I'm not an arsonists

2006-10-23T22:54:00.000-07:00

I'm not an arsonists, I just burn CDs

Problems Parking, "Try this at home"

2006-10-18T04:29:00.000-07:00

Tell me how fast you can park in the first level
http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf

Getting pregnant can make some women live 50 years longer

2006-10-18T04:08:00.000-07:00

This is true for some women in Vietnam. We can be thankful for helpful Prison Guards. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/13/death_row_mum/

"I'm tired of all the BUSHIT" & the US religious Police

2006-10-18T03:59:00.000-07:00

This could be a nice bumper sticker if you don't have too many religous policemen around.

http://www.progressive.org/mag_mc032706

The Future & Suicide Bombers

2006-10-02T03:31:00.000-07:00

Through the process of evolution, suicide bombers will die out.

Good thing that presenting Top Gear does not require too much intelligence:-)

2006-09-28T23:00:00.000-07:00

So Richard Hammond can get back to work within 6 months after his brain recovers slightly
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5388296.stm

Drinking too much

2006-09-28T09:37:00.000-07:00

Oops, I did it again. I think I need to write down how sick I feel the next day (in detail) and then read this the next time I go out so I won't make the same mistake.
On the other hand, I can always read this at the start of each day and feel wonderful that I don't have a hangover.

How to act Insane

2006-09-26T07:43:00.000-07:00

At last, there is help
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Crazy

How to beat Police Alcohol test?

2006-09-21T12:13:00.000-07:00

Don't drink more than 1 beer and blow hard

Reaction to the Pope's comments

2006-09-15T22:39:00.000-07:00

This quote has been very offensive to any muslim who believes the Koran allows them to kill to defend Islam, use violence to spread Islam, or to control existing muslims that may wish to leave or ask too many questions. In other words, the majority of Muslims.

"9/11. The day Islam started to die"

2006-09-12T02:52:00.001-07:00

New Business Idea: Budget Muslim Airline

2006-09-07T07:01:00.000-07:00

Big Advantages with this Airline

No delays for security checks
Can turn up 20 minutes before the plane takes off
Bring as much hand luggage as you can carry
Bring your own water, make up etc... on the plane
Good food on the plane and you wont get a hangover from Mecca Cola
You will get priority landing rights at your destination

What would you do if caught by a speed camera?

2006-09-06T06:34:00.000-07:00

Think about this for a minute or two

Change your name (perhaps too much trouble)
Go home and get dressed up and come back for another foto session
Change the date on your PC and sell your car yesterday on eBay.
Open the camera and remove the hard disk
Tell the Americans that the camera is operated by Al Qaeda

My friend Craig was the intelligent guy in our gang; see how he solved this problem and covered his tracks

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/5320092.stm

Stingray that killed Steve Irwin

2006-09-04T22:38:00.000-07:00

Australian environmentalist and television personality Steve Irwin has been killed by a stingray while diving.
It's now believe that the Stingray was on a suicide mission and the bomb equipment failed to explode due to the damp conditions. The Stingray sea foundation who live under the sea, said they were very surprised by this attack as the word Stingray in "stingish" (local sea language) actually means "peace"

Should blind people have the same rights?, I think not

2006-09-04T22:11:00.000-07:00

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/09/04/europe/EU_GEN_Britain_Blind_Man_Driving.php
I hope the passenger was sitting on the side of his good ear.
How did the know the Policeman wanted him to stop?
As you would expect, Omar will be sentenced on 9/11

Live together, Fly separately?

2006-09-01T02:45:00.000-07:00

Integration is great (Race, Religion, Windows or Apple users, etc.. ). Suggestion: Some religions should have their own airline and especially Apple User (they are bad).

"Oops, perhaps we should have done a little research first"

2006-08-29T04:49:00.000-07:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/5275866.stm
I wonder what the vaue of this advertising would be?

Competition is great. MS & Google are offering ME new free services each day"

2006-08-29T03:24:00.000-07:00

To: Google, Microsoft & Santa

I would like the following services Free for you to keep my business

Email with 5 Gbytes of space
Calendar with support for my PDA
Dynamic Task List: support for PDA, link to calendar
Ability to create document rooms that I can administer
Create my own domain name
Replication support for all above
Foto Library with dynamic access control

"If you die drunk, do you get time to sober up before getting into heaven?"

2006-08-29T03:14:00.000-07:00

What people remember from Basic Instinct

2006-08-24T01:32:00.000-07:00

Most people remember something about a certain scene with Sharon Stone. I remember that a Lotus Esprit was destroyed in the film.

My love is not free, but it's great value

2006-08-24T01:28:00.000-07:00

Does eating pork make you intelligent?

2006-08-21T13:13:00.000-07:00

I think there just might be case for this.

Nice Car Sticker by The Dalai Lama

2006-08-21T12:50:00.000-07:00

My religon is simple, my religion is kindness

There was a cover up in the Garden of Eden

2006-08-21T03:55:00.000-07:00

I think the crime of taking an apple of the forbidden tree was a bit overrated to take the attention of the other two crimes in the first family which were: 1) Murder (as Kane killed Abel) and 2) incest (as Adam and Eve only had 2 sons).

Bet they find it hard to get insurance

2006-08-18T11:48:00.000-07:00

Found a site saying Mohammed is a false prophet.
It's a discussion site:

http://apostatesofislam.com/forum/

See also: http://humanisteducation.com/demo.html (Humanist site)

The power of prayer

2006-08-16T08:14:00.000-07:00

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane in a very slow fashion, she approached him for an interview.

CNN: "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to Western Wall and praying?"
Man: "For about 60 years.
CNN: "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
Man: "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."
CNN: "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

Man: "Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."

One of my favourite inventions: The Roudabout

2006-08-11T07:09:00.000-07:00

Great inventions can be simple:
The first modern roundabouts were used in the UK in the mid 1960s. These were based on the original design from the US (1904) and updated: (safety, rules to enter and leave, etc..)
See for more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundabout

Orginal Sin :-(

2006-08-04T05:09:00.000-07:00

For heavens sake, what's all the fuss. It was just an APPLE.

Wash & Go for Shower Gel, Pay & Go ....

2006-08-04T05:04:00.000-07:00

"Wash & Go" for Shower Gel, "Pay & Go" for Proximus.
How about a slogan for condoms? "Cum & Go"

Sin. You better, otherwise ....

2006-08-04T05:02:00.000-07:00

Sin. You better, otherwise Jesus died for nothing.
(This quote was approved by Olivier)

There are two kinds of people

2006-08-01T23:56:00.000-07:00

There are two kinds of people in this world, those who divide people into groups and those who don't. I am neither.

Abu Hamza - I would like to hear one sermon

2006-07-28T05:13:00.000-07:00

Abu Hamza al-Masri is a Muslim cleric in the UK, convicted in February 2006 for racial hatred and incitement to murder offences and sentence to 7 years in Jail.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Hamza_al-Masri
One sermon I would like to hear from him would be "The dangers of masturbation"

Should Muslim Skydivers be allowed to inspect own parachute packs

2006-07-27T23:41:00.000-07:00

If fact no skydivers should be allowed to inspect own parachute packs
All parachute packs must be inspected by a qualified person

Microsoft Vista may be delayed - so what

2006-07-27T23:21:00.000-07:00

See article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/5222736.stm
Windows XP is fine for me, I can't think of another feature I need in an OS. However I would like the following,

MediaPlayer GSM (eg an iPod with a telephone)
Simple Wi-Fi connector for my Hi-Fi (to allow it to play mp3 file from the network)
TV DVD Recorder with Wi-Fi (similar to above)
Improved battery life on my laptop
Cooler CPU

So Bill, not problem about the delay with Vista.

Postgraduate in China Business Studies. Why so long?

2006-07-25T23:46:00.000-07:00

This course will take a year which is far too long: http://www.vlekho.wenk.be/hw/showpage.asp?iPageID=98

I mean how long can it take to learn the following (1 week max)

Give bribes to government officials & police
Set up a sweatshop
Order a transplant (pick up the body part from local jail)
Copy and sell copyright material

Some businesses need very tight government control

2006-07-21T02:42:00.000-07:00

Due to the damage they can do, businesses such as Gambling, Smoking and Religion should be well controlled or banned.

Formula 1 Pit stops

2006-07-21T02:34:00.000-07:00

Formula 1 Pit stops
Ever since I starting watching Formula 1 and the pit stops, I have become a very efficient lover

Man can not live on .. & Holidays

2006-07-12T13:35:00.000-07:00

Thought for Today
* "Man can not live on prayer alone"
* Based on the saying I heard many times when I was young in Ireland "Man cannot live on bread alone"

Lets do an experiment. I need one just one person who will try to live on prayer + water and I will live on bread + water. We can do the test over 30 days. So if you know anybody let me know.

Note: I am on vacation for 10 days so instead of enjoying live to the full in Belgium, I can now do the same in Turkey for 10 days. This is 10 day all-inclusive (including drinks), my goal is be in profit by the 3rd day.

Regards
Frank

Probably the most amazing fact for Muslims & Jews

2006-07-11T22:49:00.000-07:00

Probably the most amazing fact for Muslims & Jews is how alike their religions are. So be nice to each other.

(Believe in the same God, belief that Jesus is a prophet, superior status of males in the church, etc..)

First Holy Communion for Vegetarians?

2006-07-11T22:44:00.000-07:00

I think not

Some quotes from friends

2006-07-11T03:17:00.000-07:00

Wind Energy
I wish I was a wind fan, so I could have a blowjob everyday
H Cuppens, 11 July, 2006

Very important question
If a man was standing alone in the middle of a large forest said something which was not heard by a woman, would he still be wrong?
Mr Anonymous, ??

World Cup Victory

2006-07-10T01:24:00.000-07:00

The World Cup is not just a victory for Italy but all European countries that begin with the letter "I"

Finn Turley
Galway, Ireland

The thing I like most about you

2006-07-09T21:44:00.000-07:00

The thing I like most about you is your DNA

You can have my parking place if you'll take my handicap"

2006-07-07T14:08:00.000-07:00

We have to get more information to decide on this: This depends on some of the following
* Is it really difficult to find parking in the area? (how valuable is it?)
* What kind of handicap will it be?
* Do I get grant from the government or pay less tax?
* etc...

So please provide a bit more information and we can decide.

Talking loud in the office - linked to mating call?

2006-07-06T11:32:00.000-07:00

This was my theory that some men talk loud as a sort of mating call. So when a person who has a habit of talking a small octave too loud in the office (while on the phone) recently got married, I had a chance to prove my brilliant theory that he would be loud no more as he now has a mate. I could already see the Nobel prize

Let's call this person Jamie Summer (not his real name, his name is cooler) and he is now happily married for already 2 weeks and feeling very good about himself.

Today I heard him on the phone from the other side of the building so there goes my theory :-(

Stroke gives woman foreign accent

2006-07-04T08:46:00.000-07:00

Stroke gives woman foreign accent

Linda Walker says she hates what has happened to her. A UK woman (Newcastle) has apparently developed foreign accents after waking up following a stroke. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/5144300.stm.

I keep thinking, if the stroke caused brain demage (e.g. 95%), what part of the world would her accent be from or what job she could do?. I am sure there will be many answers to this :-)

Honest Walloon politicians

2006-07-04T00:20:00.000-07:00

Recently there have been many comments in then press about corrupt politicians in the Walloon so I decided to proof that it’s unfair to judge all Walloon politicians by a few bad apples. After some weeks of searching I found one of the most honest politicians in Walloon and arranged a short interview

The meeting had to be cancelled at the last minute as he asked to be paid under the table for the interview :-(

Women only like me for

2006-07-03T00:46:00.000-07:00

Women only like me for my body

Rock Werchter - Deus, Placebo etc..

2006-07-02T01:52:00.000-07:00

Went to Rock Werchter yesterday, it was a good day except for the heat during until 18:00 hrs

We had great performances from Deus, Placebo and the Artic Monkeys (www.rockwerchter.be). As for Franz Ferdinand, I only dislike them when they play their own stuff music.

Some tips for the future when going to a Rock Concert when the weather is hot.

Bring water in an iv drip (it will also look cool which is very important)
Bring plastic blow up furniture (some people did this, very good idea)
Bring small bottles of water (frozen)

There were many good T-Shirts, my favourite was "I am surrounded by idiots". Finally, hi to the IKEA person we meet (Myka), it was a pleasure to meet you.

Motercycyclist dropping his right foot

2006-06-30T09:25:00.000-07:00

I was driving home from work this evening and noticed a motorbike behind so I moved to the right and allowed the moterbike to pass by. He appeared to acknowledge my good nature by dropping his right leg to the ground. He did the same thing as he passed out the next 4 cars in front of me, either this or his was underwear itching him.

For my effort of looking in my review mirror and pulling over, I would like a more imaginative response like a big wave of better still a big smiley face to light up on his back. Yes a big smiley face is what I need for my effort. They would also get a better response from other drivers.

So lookout for a smiley face.

Woman only like me for

2006-06-29T13:30:00.000-07:00

Woman only like me for my body

So I feel used but it's nice to be useful

This page is intentionally.....

2006-06-29T01:41:00.000-07:00

"This page is intentionally left blank"

well except for this text

If was a woman

2006-06-27T05:45:00.000-07:00

If was a woman, I would be a lesbian

Earphones at Rock Concerts for people with poor hearing

2006-06-26T23:19:00.000-07:00

I heard this on the radio this morning. What a great idea. No more noise, instead you can get to hear the band you see in front of you. At the beginning its only for people with poor hearing (plus free parking :-?) but perhaps in future it could be available to everybody. This will start at Rock Werchter (near Tremelo) this year so hope it's a good success.

King of the the Jews

2006-06-26T02:11:00.000-07:00

Its amazing how the king of the jews made them look so bad in the bilble

3 and more manuals to get to heaven

2006-06-25T22:06:00.000-07:00

God provided use with 3 and more user manuals, so now we can choose which path to follow and have little respect for other paths. We also have the opportunity to easily misinterpret our holy books, use it in all sorts of arguments, justify our wars and even make up new rules.

Perhaps one user guide to get to heaven might have been a better idea?

Marketing Department

2006-06-24T15:15:00.000-07:00

I wonder what the business card of Osama Bin Laden would be.
eg:
Mr. Osama Bin Laden
Marketing Director
Islam

What Viagra?, OK I take Viagra

2006-06-23T01:21:00.000-07:00

OK I take Viagra, it stops me from falling out of bed at night.

Bush wants to end

2006-06-22T02:15:00.000-07:00

Bush 'wants to end Guantanamo', What is this suppossed to mean?.
I want to loose 5 kilos & win the lotto but will not change my diet or waste money buying a lottery ticket.

Science, humanity, architecture

2006-06-21T08:07:00.000-07:00

I dislike when people say that Islam has made no real advances in science, humanity, architecture, etc... in the last 500 years. Just look at how air travel safety has improved.

Being a good lover

2006-06-21T05:38:00.000-07:00

Being a good lover is just a question of setting your partners expectations correctly. I am a great lover.

My wife is extremely religious

2006-06-21T05:21:00.000-07:00

My wife is extremely religious, but that is OK with me.
She thinks I'm GOD