Good thing that presenting Top Gear does not require too much intelligence:-)

So Richard Hammond can get back to work within 6 months after his brain recovers slightly
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5388296.stm

Drinking too much

Oops, I did it again. I think I need to write down how sick I feel the next day (in detail) and then read this the next time I go out so I won't make the same mistake.
On the other hand, I can always read this at the start of each day and feel wonderful that I don't have a hangover.

How to act Insane

At last, there is help
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Crazy

How to beat Police Alcohol test?

Don't drink more than 1 beer and blow hard

Reaction to the Pope's comments

This quote has been very offensive to any muslim who believes the Koran allows them to kill to defend Islam, use violence to spread Islam, or to control existing muslims that may wish to leave or ask too many questions. In other words, the majority of Muslims.

"9/11. The day Islam started to die"

New Business Idea: Budget Muslim Airline

Big Advantages with this Airline

• No delays for security checks
• Can turn up 20 minutes before the plane takes off
• Bring as much hand luggage as you can carry
• Bring your own water, make up etc... on the plane
• Good food on the plane and you wont get a hangover from Mecca Cola
• You will get priority landing rights at your destination

What would you do if caught by a speed camera?

Think about this for a minute or two

• Change your name (perhaps too much trouble)
• Go home and get dressed up and come back for another foto session
• Change the date on your PC and sell your car yesterday on eBay.
• Open the camera and remove the hard disk
• Tell the Americans that the camera is operated by Al Qaeda

My friend Craig was the intelligent guy in our gang; see how he solved this problem and covered his tracks

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/5320092.stm

Stingray that killed Steve Irwin

Australian environmentalist and television personality Steve Irwin has been killed by a stingray while diving.
It's now believe that the Stingray was on a suicide mission and the bomb equipment failed to explode due to the damp conditions. The Stingray sea foundation who live under the sea, said they were very surprised by this attack as the word Stingray in "stingish" (local sea language) actually means "peace"

Should blind people have the same rights?, I think not

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/09/04/europe/EU_GEN_Britain_Blind_Man_Driving.php
I hope the passenger was sitting on the side of his good ear.
How did the know the Policeman wanted him to stop?
As you would expect, Omar will be sentenced on 9/11

Live together, Fly separately?

Integration is great (Race, Religion, Windows or Apple users, etc.. ). Suggestion: Some religions should have their own airline and especially Apple User (they are bad).