Motercycyclist dropping his right foot

I was driving home from work this evening and noticed a motorbike behind so I moved to the right and allowed the moterbike to pass by. He appeared to acknowledge my good nature by dropping his right leg to the ground. He did the same thing as he passed out the next 4 cars in front of me, either this or his was underwear itching him.

For my effort of looking in my review mirror and pulling over, I would like a more imaginative response like a big wave of better still a big smiley face to light up on his back. Yes a big smiley face is what I need for my effort. They would also get a better response from other drivers.

So lookout for a smiley face.

Woman only like me for

Woman only like me for my body

So I feel used but it's nice to be useful

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If was a woman

If was a woman, I would be a lesbian

Earphones at Rock Concerts for people with poor hearing

I heard this on the radio this morning. What a great idea. No more noise, instead you can get to hear the band you see in front of you. At the beginning its only for people with poor hearing (plus free parking :-?) but perhaps in future it could be available to everybody. This will start at Rock Werchter (near Tremelo) this year so hope it's a good success.

King of the the Jews

Its amazing how the king of the jews made them look so bad in the bilble

3 and more manuals to get to heaven

God provided use with 3 and more user manuals, so now we can choose which path to follow and have little respect for other paths. We also have the opportunity to easily misinterpret our holy books, use it in all sorts of arguments, justify our wars and even make up new rules.

Perhaps one user guide to get to heaven might have been a better idea?

Marketing Department

I wonder what the business card of Osama Bin Laden would be.
eg:
Mr. Osama Bin Laden
Marketing Director
Islam

What Viagra?, OK I take Viagra

OK I take Viagra, it stops me from falling out of bed at night.

Bush wants to end

Bush 'wants to end Guantanamo', What is this suppossed to mean?.
I want to loose 5 kilos & win the lotto but will not change my diet or waste money buying a lottery ticket.

Science, humanity, architecture

I dislike when people say that Islam has made no real advances in science, humanity, architecture, etc... in the last 500 years. Just look at how air travel safety has improved.

Being a good lover

Being a good lover is just a question of setting your partners expectations correctly. I am a great lover.

My wife is extremely religious

My wife is extremely religious, but that is OK with me.
She thinks I'm GOD